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PICKUP LINE CONTEST [OVER]

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 27, 2012, 4:06 PM
EDIT: WINNERS HERE: silver-moon123.deviantart.com/…


SHOUTOUT TO chubbybunny921 FOR HALF GIVING ME THIS FUNNY IDEAA:P

YAYYY ANOTHER MINI CONTEST!!!!

DEADLINE: DECEMBER 10TH (NOT LONG)

IT TAKES LIKE 2 MINUTES TO DO THIS.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SEARCH UP ON THE INTERNET, A FUNNY/STUPID PICK UP LINE.
SEARCH THIS UP ON YOUR SEARCH ENGINE: "FUNNY PICKUP LINES"
THAT'S ABOUT IT!!!
RULES:
NO DISGUSTING/DIRTY/[you know what I mean] PICKUP LINES OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED :(
NOTHING TOO LOVEY LIKE A LITTLE IS FINE THOO

BEST STUPIDEST/FUNNIEST PICKUP LINE GETS 15:points:


THE END BYE!

MAX: 1 PICKUP LINE PER PERSON. NO SWITCHING AFTER COMMENTED.
ALL PICKUP LINES ARE HERE SO DON'T COPY ONE THAT SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS..:

"If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous"
By: MizzyTrixie23

"IM CUTE PUT ME IN CHARGE"
By: Ruhks

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."
By: Mommy-of-Ein

"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."
By: SecretTheScienceDog

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
By: poooptato

"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
By: S-i-m-p-l-y

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
By: xXTabithatheCatXx

"Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
By: Watermelon-Chan

"You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you."
By: MiniDonut

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you."
By: xxstarfallxx

"Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes."
By: Hylee

"Hey baby! you better call life alert, cause i've fallen for you and can't get up!"
By: 90scartoonlover

"Oops, I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
By: Laisana-and-Drew

"I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!"
By stephaniescarlet

"Since its Winter, I must be a snowflake because I'm falling for you."
By: CourtnessMewsique

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
By: AlwaysLoveJD

"Dont go in that building, you might set off the fire alarm."
By Dark-Angel-Rin

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
By: Kell95

"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out."
By: cresentsky

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you~"
By: Sunnyfrost

"You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner."
By: FoxxyBatmanAdopts

"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
By: Hahli1994

"Guy: I have a girlfriend. Girl: I have a pet goldfish. Guy: What? Girl: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
By: Miss-RinRin

"People call me *insert name*, but you can call me tonight!"
By: TakPony

"Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?"
By: adeliea

"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN!!!!"
By: daisykart

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
By: agekk

"You Must have Fallen from Heaven! That explains how you messed up your face!"
By: themanfromhyrule

"Are you made of Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cuckoo for you."
By: OtakuManiac92

"If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
By: jennawing

"Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!"
By: E-CanisCorax

"Guy: Do you know what kind of material is this...? Girl: *Anything is accepted XD* Guy: That's boyfriend material."
By: Jenelim

"You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business."
By: LilianNogueira

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
By: BeatStoker

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."
By: Gatsuri

"(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me."
By: Banana-Baa2012

"As you were born, it was raining. God cried because he had lost his best Angel."
By: Hedwigs-art

"Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
By: TomatoFairyGodmother

"Baby, you're hot like the bottom of my laptop."
By: Fluffycakies

"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
By: amuletshugo

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
By: chaosqueen122

"In School... "What Is The Acronym Of WTF?" The Teacher Said. "Whit's Tecess Fime!" A Young Boy Raise His Left Foot And Right Hand. "No, Arnold. It's Not Break Time. Anyone Raised The Hand?" The Teacher Said. I Raised The Hand. I Open My Backpack And I Found That There's No Food. "Where's The Food?"
By: RavenVillanuevaT2P

"Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
By: Quickdopts

"Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
By: TheWritingDragon

"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?" Thanks for the contest!"
By: Bookmouse

"You must've just had Campbell's soup… cause you're lookin' mmm… mmm… good!"
By: MagicIpodOfCats

"Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
By: sam-the-drawing-fox

"Are you a show dog ? Because you would win first prize. Ruff."
By: MusicalScribbles

"Something's wrong with my phone... your number's not in it."
By: SkyWinds

"Were you given a ticket a by the police? Because it is illegal to look that good"
By: TruthAboutLife

"Sup i like your face."
By: ureamat

"Is your dad an art thief ? because your a masterpiece."
By: adambruno

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
By: EtherialVolcano

"Let's flip a coin! heads, you're mine! tails, I'm yours"
By: ranielle1232

"If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes."
By: ChocolateJuju

"Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?"
By: Hridya


"I'm too cheap to buy a mac. You know, mcDonalds sell macs for 12 dollars, oh really? -goes to buy- OMG! I won a macbook and a sandwhich, this is awesome!"
By: LovedWings

"There must be a soccer team in you pants because your booty is kicking"
By: sungirl128

"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."
By: PastelLights

"Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful."
By: raimundo-fangirl

"I thought for a second I died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I'm alive and heaven's been brought to me."
By: LightOverpowers58

  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: MUSICC~
  • Reading: A BOOKKK
  • Watching: A SHOOOW
  • Playing: THE COMPUTERR
  • Eating: FOOOOD :3
  • Drinking: A DRINKK
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:iconchocolatejuju:
ChocolateJuju Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Who won?
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:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:iconchocolatejuju:
ChocolateJuju Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student General Artist
aw didn't win... All well~
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:iconaiden-ai:
Aiden-Ai Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hi how much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm *blank*.
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:icontuut-fruit:
tuut-fruit Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print."
Reply
:icongigabytexx:
GigabyteXX Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"If your house is hit by a dolphin, do not go out to see if the dolphin is okay. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."
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:iconcaonalque:
Caonalque Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
''Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?''


omg //cries what in the ...
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:iconlightoverpowers58:
LightOverpowers58 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Writer
"I thought for a second I died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I’m alive and heaven’s been brought to me."
Reply
:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only heaven I see."


Well, that's the stupidest I can think of XD
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:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kind taken, please leave a NEW comment of another pickup line
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:iconraimundo-fangirl:
raimundo-fangirl Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Reply
:iconpastellights:
PastelLights Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Reply
:iconsungirl128:
sungirl128 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"there must be a soccer team in you pants because you booty is kicking"
Reply
:iconlovedwings:
LovedWings Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Filmographer
"I'm too cheap to buy a mac. You know, mcDonalds sell macs for 12 dollars, oh really? -goes to buy- OMG! I won a macbook and a sandwhich, this is awesome!"
Reply
:iconhridya:
Hridya Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?
Reply
:iconranielle1232:
ranielle1232 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:heart: Let's flip a coin! heads, you're mine! tails, I'm yourse:heart:
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:iconetherialvolcano:
EtherialVolcano Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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:iconadambruno:
adambruno Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wrong one sorry here it is "is your dad an art thief ? because your a masterpiece."
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:iconureamat:
ureamat Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist
Sup i like your face.
Reply
:icontruthaboutlife:
TruthAboutLife Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Were you given a ticket a by the police? Because it is illegal to look that good
Reply
:iconskywinds:
SkyWinds Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
something's wrong with my phone... your number's not in it.
Reply
:iconmusicalscribbles:
MusicalScribbles Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Are you a show dog ? Because you would win first prize. Ruff.

^I made that up myself, it's weird right?
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:iconadambruno:
adambruno Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm going outside to make out. would you like to join me?"
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:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nothing too lovey please.
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:iconadambruno:
adambruno Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
? how is this too lovey?
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:iconsungirl128:
sungirl128 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"hey girl are you looking for Mr.right because i am here.......with you until he gets here"
Reply
:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Something similar to this is taken, please think of another one that's NOT on the journal and make a NEW COMMENT.
Do not reply to this one please.
Thank you
Reply
:iconsam-the-drawing-fox:
sam-the-drawing-fox Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
"Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
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:iconmagicipodofcats:
MagicIpodOfCats Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!"
Reply
:icontheanimeaddiction:
TheAnimeAddiction Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Reply
:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Taken, please think of another one that's NOT on the journal and make a NEW COMMENT.
Do not reply to this one please.
Thank you
Reply
:iconbookmouse:
Bookmouse Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?" Thanks for the contest!
Reply
:iconthewritingdragon:
TheWritingDragon Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you." lol so cheesey
Reply
:iconquickdopts:
Quickdopts Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
Reply
:iconravenvillanuevat2p:
RavenVillanuevaT2P Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In School... "What Is The Acronym Of WTF?" The Teacher Said. "Whit's Tecess Fime!" A Young Boy Raise His Left Foot And Right Hand. "No, Arnold. It's Not Break Time. Anyone Raised The Hand?" The Teacher Said. I Raised The Hand. I Open My Backpack And I Found That There's No Food. "Where's The Food?"
Reply
:iconchaosqueen122:
chaosqueen122 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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:iconamuletshugo:
amuletshugo Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
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:iconpastellights:
PastelLights Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

LOL

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:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Taken, please think of another one that's NOT on the journal and make a NEW COMMENT.
Do not reply to this one please.
Thank you
Reply
:iconmusicalscribbles:
MusicalScribbles Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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:iconsilver-moon123:
Silver-moon123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Taken, please think of another one that's NOT on the journal and make a NEW COMMENT.
Do not reply to this one please.
Thank you
Reply
:iconfluffycakies:
Fluffycakies Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Baby, you're hot like the bottom of my laptop.
Reply
:icontomatofairygodmother:
TomatoFairyGodmother Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student General Artist
"Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

:iconenglandgiggleplz:
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:iconsuperyoshilover:
SuperYoshiLover Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

:iconmhm--plz:
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