EDIT: WINNERS HERE: silver-moon123.deviantart.com/…
SHOUTOUT TO ~chubbybunny921
FOR HALF GIVING ME THIS FUNNY IDEAA
YAYYY ANOTHER MINI CONTEST!!!!
DEADLINE: DECEMBER 10TH (NOT LONG)
IT TAKES LIKE 2 MINUTES TO DO THIS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SEARCH UP ON THE INTERNET, A FUNNY/STUPID PICK UP LINE.
SEARCH THIS UP ON YOUR SEARCH ENGINE: "FUNNY PICKUP LINES"
THAT'S ABOUT IT!!!
NO DISGUSTING/DIRTY/[you know what I mean] PICKUP LINES OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
NOTHING TOO LOVEY LIKE A LITTLE IS FINE THOO
BEST STUPIDEST/FUNNIEST PICKUP LINE GETS 15
THE END BYE!
MAX: 1 PICKUP LINE PER PERSON. NO SWITCHING AFTER COMMENTED.
ALL PICKUP LINES ARE HERE SO DON'T COPY ONE THAT SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS..:
"If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous"
"IM CUTE PUT ME IN CHARGE"
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."
"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
"You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you."
"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you."
"Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes."
"Hey baby! you better call life alert, cause i've fallen for you and can't get up!"
"Oops, I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!"
"Since its Winter, I must be a snowflake because I'm falling for you."
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"Dont go in that building, you might set off the fire alarm."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you~"
"You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner."
"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
"Guy: I have a girlfriend. Girl: I have a pet goldfish. Guy: What? Girl: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
"People call me *insert name*, but you can call me tonight!"
"Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?"
"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN!!!!"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
"You Must have Fallen from Heaven! That explains how you messed up your face!"
"Are you made of Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cuckoo for you."
"If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
"Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!"
"Guy: Do you know what kind of material is this...? Girl: *Anything is accepted XD* Guy: That's boyfriend material."
"You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"You're ugly but you intrigue me."
"(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me."
"As you were born, it was raining. God cried because he had lost his best Angel."
"Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
"Baby, you're hot like the bottom of my laptop."
"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"In School... "What Is The Acronym Of WTF?" The Teacher Said. "Whit's Tecess Fime!" A Young Boy Raise His Left Foot And Right Hand. "No, Arnold. It's Not Break Time. Anyone Raised The Hand?" The Teacher Said. I Raised The Hand. I Open My Backpack And I Found That There's No Food. "Where's The Food?"
"Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
"Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?" Thanks for the contest!"
"You must've just had Campbell's soup… cause you're lookin' mmm… mmm… good!"
"Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"Are you a show dog ? Because you would win first prize. Ruff."
"Something's wrong with my phone... your number's not in it."
"Were you given a ticket a by the police? Because it is illegal to look that good"
"Sup i like your face."
"Is your dad an art thief ? because your a masterpiece."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
"Let's flip a coin! heads, you're mine! tails, I'm yours"
"If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes."
"Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?"
"I'm too cheap to buy a mac. You know, mcDonalds sell macs for 12 dollars, oh really? -goes to buy- OMG! I won a macbook and a sandwhich, this is awesome!"
"There must be a soccer team in you pants because your booty is kicking"
"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."
"Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful."
"I thought for a second I died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I'm alive and heaven's been brought to me."