Insane Comment 2


Jackie Doodang poops panda bears while cleaning the ocean with wires. The glass cup shattered on my chopstick and noodles were splashing on Spiderman. The perfume died because my mom doesn't know how to cook ant spray and my dad licked the lamp. The boat sailed on my monkey fart while Santa Claus jumped on the CN Tower. My straw was so strong, medicine would not calm him down. My teacher said that the alphabet is only for the garage mans. You know why? Because if they don't have seagulls, yeah.

Here is a song I wrote:

I like pie
When there in the sky

Momma said no
so I put on a show

My armpit smells
So I went to hell

You think I'm santa claus
I ain't got no paws

My dad like pepsi
To much makes you pee

WORD.



Okay so It's not the best song. But you know why? The giraffe smoked too many cigarettes and had to go to the shoe store to buy a thick sweater so he can stay cold.
The sofa ate my mom's doughnut so she had to get plastic surgery in the forest.
The Mayans said that the world was going to end. That's right kids, shave after each step. Don't get too much lipstick on or Minnie Mouse will stalk you and haunt you at night
with a knife. My gun is too slippery. That's why you should buy those Slip free Maynards at Bayshore. Bayshore? You mean the shore at the Bay? No. I mean Bay at the shore. That's where elephants eat elves. Hotdogs are Dogs on fire. Duh. Hamburgers have no ham due to the decreasing temperature. My computer is sooo slow because Albert Einstein didn't have socks size 2. Paper and plastic should go into the can recycling because the earthquake in Haiti was too fine. My mom says whenever your lost, grab on to a volcano. It helps with lung cancer and Diabetes. Cancer is okay. You only get cans, that's why it's called CANcer.. Not Bob the builder CAN we fix it. NO!! You can't fix it, dumbshit. You know, at least be realistic, THERE ARE NO TALKING TRUCKS IN REAL LIFE. Only my dog can talk. And all he says in Meow.

Fun Fact::  Don't get snot on the floor or the belugas will fly away.











YOUR NOT HELPING THE SITUATION
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE, WE WILL RETURN YOUR CALL
BEEP!!!
PRESS ONE TO EAT AN EXPIRED MUFFIN
PRESS TWO TO RANDOMLY APPEAR IN BEST BUY
PRESS THREE TO WORK AT FART MAKERS
PRESS FOUR TO WIN A DEMENTED COW...MAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!
PRESS FIVE TO GET TALKING BACON
PRESS SIX TO EAT SOME RAINBOW TOFU
PRESS SEVEN TO WIN A ZERO DOLLAR OFF COUPON AT YOUR LOCAL " GAS" STATION
PRESS EIGHT TO MEET A TALKING UNDERWEAR NAMED BOB
PRESS NINE TO WIN A TRIP TO FARTAGASCAR
PRESS TEN- NO WAIT, THERE'S NO TEN
PRESS ZERO TO EAT A HOT DOG WITHOUT A "BUN"
PRESS * TO EAT A ROTTON GRAPPLE
PRESS # TO COMBINE ALL OF THEM TOGETHER WHICH MEANS THAT YOU WILL: YOU WILL END UP IN FARTAGASCAR, TELEPORT TO BEST BUY AND YOU WILL HAVE A DEMENTED COW AS A PET AND YOU'LL USE YOUR ZERO DOLLAR COUPON AT YOUR LOCAL " GAS" STATION. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL FEAST ON EXPIRED MUFFINS, RAINBOW TOFU, HOT DOGS WITHOUT A "BUN', AND ROTTON GRAPPLES. YOU WILL WORK AT FART MAKERS WITH YOUR TWO CO-WORKERS: MR. TALKING BACON AND BOB THE TALKING UNDERWEAR..... THAT IS ALL.