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PICKUP LINE CONTEST [OVER]EDIT: WINNERS HERE: http://silver-moon123.deviantart.com/journal/OC-OUTFIT-CONTEST-PICKUP-LINE-CONTEST-WINNERS-342868915
SHOUTOUT TO chubbybunny921 FOR HALF GIVING ME THIS FUNNY IDEAA
YAYYY ANOTHER MINI CONTEST!!!!
DEADLINE: DECEMBER 10TH (NOT LONG)
IT TAKES LIKE 2 MINUTES TO DO THIS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SEARCH UP ON THE INTERNET, A FUNNY/STUPID PICK UP LINE.
SEARCH THIS UP ON YOUR SEARCH ENGINE: "FUNNY PICKUP LINES"
THAT'S ABOUT IT!!!
NO DISGUSTING/DIRTY/[you know what I mean] PICKUP LINES OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
NOTHING TOO LOVEY LIKE A LITTLE IS FINE THOO
BEST STUPIDEST/FUNNIEST PICKUP LINE GETS 15
THE END BYE!
MAX: 1 PICKUP LINE PER PERSON. NO SWITCHING AFTER COMMENTED.
ALL PICKUP LINES ARE HERE SO DON'T COPY ONE THAT SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS..:
"If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous"
"IM CUTE PUT ME IN CHARGE"
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...
You're Not A PoetYou’re not a poet because of strung words
Together on row upon row again
Of blank verse or perhaps liberal rhyme.
‘Slam’ all you want, other poets wonder;
Your ignorance of couplets a blunder?
Yes! I speak harshly, but it’s no gross crime,
To point with honesty failed verse of thine.
No real poet discards upper case words;
Lets prose crawl on paper like listless worms.
You seek to free verse of those stern letters,
Sever away bleak capital fetters,
But it doesn’t sing of great speech sublime,
Rather, it sneaks of writing in spare time.
Wait! before you throw me in the icy Rhine;
It’s hard to put verse together in rhyme,
To make our dull words sound great all the time,
Hear them ring out loud, like a clear clock’s chime,
Heralding a poet’s summer prime.
Yet the sacred muses weep at your crime;
Your pentameter mangled thick like slime,
The subject not gilded in raiment fine;
Your bold ink font, crystal waters divine
Tastes bitter to the ton
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