EDIT: WINNERS HERE:
silver-moon123.deviantart.com/…SHOUTOUT TO
chubbybunny921 FOR HALF GIVING ME THIS FUNNY IDEAA
YAYYY ANOTHER MINI CONTEST!!!!
DEADLINE: DECEMBER 10TH (NOT LONG)
IT TAKES LIKE 2 MINUTES TO DO THIS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SEARCH UP ON THE INTERNET, A FUNNY/STUPID PICK UP LINE.
SEARCH THIS UP ON YOUR SEARCH ENGINE: "FUNNY PICKUP LINES"
THAT'S ABOUT IT!!!
RULES:
NO DISGUSTING/DIRTY/[you know what I mean] PICKUP LINES OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
NOTHING TOO LOVEY LIKE A LITTLE IS FINE THOO
BEST STUPIDEST/FUNNIEST PICKUP LINE GETS 15
THE END BYE!
MAX: 1 PICKUP LINE PER PERSON. NO SWITCHING AFTER COMMENTED.
ALL PICKUP LINES ARE HERE SO DON'T COPY ONE THAT SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS..:
"If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous"
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MizzyTrixie23"IM CUTE PUT ME IN CHARGE"
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Ruhks"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."
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Mommy-of-Ein"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."
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SecretTheScienceDog"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
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paichai"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
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S-i-m-p-l-y"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
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xXTabithatheCatXx"Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
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Watermelon-Chan"You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you."
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MiniDonut"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you."
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xxstarfallxx"Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes."
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Hylee"Hey baby! you better call life alert, cause i've fallen for you and can't get up!"
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90scartoonlover"Oops, I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
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Laisana-and-Drew"I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!"
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stephaniescarlet"Since its Winter, I must be a snowflake because I'm falling for you."
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CourtnessMewsique"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
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BroadwayNerdd"Dont go in that building, you might set off the fire alarm."
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Dark-Angel-Rin"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
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Kell95"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out."
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cresentsky"If you were a booger, I'd pick you~"
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Sunnyfrost"You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner."
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FoxxyBatmanAdopts"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
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Hahli1994"Guy: I have a girlfriend. Girl: I have a pet goldfish. Guy: What? Girl: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
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Miss-RinRin"People call me *insert name*, but you can call me tonight!"
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TakPony"Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?"
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adeliea"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN!!!!"
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daisykart"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
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agekk"You Must have Fallen from Heaven! That explains how you messed up your face!"
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themanfromhyrule"Are you made of Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cuckoo for you."
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OtakuManiac92"If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
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jennawing"Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!"
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E-CanisCorax"Guy: Do you know what kind of material is this...? Girl: *Anything is accepted XD* Guy: That's boyfriend material."
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Jenelim"You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business."
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LilianNogueira"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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BeatStoker"You're ugly but you intrigue me."
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Gatsuri"(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me."
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Banana-Baa2012"As you were born, it was raining. God cried because he had lost his best Angel."
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Hedwigs-art"Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
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TomatoFairyGodmother"Baby, you're hot like the bottom of my laptop."
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Fluffycakies"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
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amuletshugo"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
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chaosqueen122"In School... "What Is The Acronym Of WTF?" The Teacher Said. "Whit's Tecess Fime!" A Young Boy Raise His Left Foot And Right Hand. "No, Arnold. It's Not Break Time. Anyone Raised The Hand?" The Teacher Said. I Raised The Hand. I Open My Backpack And I Found That There's No Food. "Where's The Food?"
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RavenVillanuevaT2P"Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
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Quickdopts"Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
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TheWritingDragon"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?" Thanks for the contest!"
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Bookmouse"You must've just had Campbell's soup… cause you're lookin' mmm… mmm… good!"
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wardnah"Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
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sam-the-drawing-fox"Are you a show dog ? Because you would win first prize. Ruff."
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MusicalScribbles"Something's wrong with my phone... your number's not in it."
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SkyWinds"Were you given a ticket a by the police? Because it is illegal to look that good"
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TruthAboutLife"Sup i like your face."
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ureamat"Is your dad an art thief ? because your a masterpiece."
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adambruno"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
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EtherialVolcano"Let's flip a coin! heads, you're mine! tails, I'm yours"
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ranielle1232"If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes."
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ChocolateJuju"Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?"
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Hridya"I'm too cheap to buy a mac. You know, mcDonalds sell macs for 12 dollars, oh really? -goes to buy- OMG! I won a macbook and a sandwhich, this is awesome!"
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LovedWings"There must be a soccer team in you pants because your booty is kicking"
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sungirl128"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."
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PastelLights"Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful."
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raimundo-fangirl"I thought for a second I died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I'm alive and heaven's been brought to me."
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LightOverpowers58